i think this is how i feel most of the time
i got u balloons
omg you are so cute
i got u a cat
i made you a cake
i got you ryan gosling
this is why i love tumblr
Um this guy is my new hero and role model
I’ve never been a big pan fan, but this is wonderful.
Permanent marker installations by Heike Weber.
I mean, make this happen for me? Please?(via
me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.
mom: i will try.
instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”